Jeremy Fitzgerald. Author. Ex-gynaecologist. Dublin, Ireland. Fictional. twitter.com/JezzoFitzgerald

Primum non nocere. 

Primum non nocere. 

C’mere Pam (aka @gardnerpam), will you promise the same or should I press charges?

C’mere Pam (aka @gardnerpam), will you promise the same or should I press charges?

Tumblr Line, Do Not Cross

Tumblr Line, Do Not Cross

hope I’ve remembered the nipple tassels. 

hope I’ve remembered the nipple tassels. 

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.

All proceeds go directly to my Kitchen Remodeling Fund.

All proceeds go directly to my Kitchen Remodeling Fund.

But it’s perfectly acceptable entertainment.

But it’s perfectly acceptable entertainment.

Unless I’m on it! I want to be!

Unless I’m on it! I want to be!

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